c25k Program

My post on Monday, I’d talked about The Color Run. You know, the 5k that I’ve been talking about for years and just never did it? Yeah, that one. The number one thing that I’m trying to figure out is how to get my non-running-butt capable of running a 5k. Which means my chubby butt needs to do some kind of c25k program, if I ever have a chance of actually doing it.

In the past I’ve tried to do the c25k program, but I never finished it. I believe I got to week 4 or 5?

April 2012 is when I started this the first time around. Almost exactly 7 years ago.

So, that’s something that I really want to get back into. At the time, things weren’t too bad. Sure, I struggled through the first few weeks…but I was doing it. And that was great.

The thing is, I’m not starting it right now.

Because this is what it looks like outside of my window.

Here we are, Mid-March and we’ve got snow. Not just snow. There’s layers of ice under that snow. We had a nice little meltdown, and when I say little I mean it went from 11° all the way up to 48° in the matter of a few hours. When things melted, they MELTED. I think the highest temp I saw that day was 51°. Which is amazing. But when the temp drops below freezing that same night, all that nice watery slush turns into ice.

I am not a graceful person when walking, or standing. Especially not in the snow, why risk anything on ice? My tush healed up about a month ago, and I don’t want to be breaking or bruising it again. That ish isn’t fun.

So, I’ve got time until this all melts again before I even consider trying to start any running/jogging thing. Which gives me time to look into ones that I’m interested in.

I’ll be honest, there is one that is almost like a game with Zombies and whatnot, and ya’ll know what kind of sucker I am when it comes to zombies.

via Pinterest

Zombies are the number one reason to run, tbh.

But it’s all up in the air at this point. There are several different options out there. And realistically, I’m not where I am physically that I was 7 years ago. I’m pushing 30, and I’m the epitome of “let yourself go.” If I can barely walk up a flight of stairs and not get winded… not a good sign.

But I’ve got a few months to get myself up to that point where I’m not walking into this like I’ve got 60 pounds of excess weight hanging on my old lady knees. #90yearoldknees

Which means I’ve got a solid month before I can safely run move without fear of tripping/sliding/skiing and breaking something.

I am pretty set on doing the c25k program again, but I had heard about something called None To Run? Which is kind of like the ULTRA BEGINNERS c25k (not all of us can even run for 60 seconds, pal). So I might try that one out. Whatever will help me get to where I should be prior to this summer would be great. And I’m open to ideas!

I think I’m doing a 5k?

Imagine you’re going to the season finale of your job’s monthly training. And through some half-joking/half-serious/half-bluffing you mention running a 5k. Then imagine your training coordinator (as in the head honcho, superwoman of training, wonderwoman of commitment) says the following phrase:

“Well, then. We’ll run a 5k in September.”

What do you do with that?

I’ll tell you.

You freaking prepare yourself for a 5k in t-minus 9 months. You freaking do a 5k in September! Duh!

Generally, the thought of running grosses me out. Yeah, yeah, I know… I’ve said half a dozen times I’m going to do a 5k. It’s literally the very first goal on my NSV list of things I wanna be able to accomplish on the goals page.

It’s always been on my bucket list of things. If you’d followed this blog for any length of tie, I’d started the c25k program back in 2012 AND back in 2014.

Neither time was successful. I believe the furthest I made it was day 12? Although, that was BRUTAL.

The first time around, I was just entertaining the idea. The second time I’d thought I’d have some friends going with me. Biggest difference for both times… I didn’t have the Head Honch, SUPERWOMAN of training, WONDERWOMAN of commitment saying “let’s do it!”

After my initial “haha, yeah, ok” train of thought, then the “wait, I think she’s serious,” then to “shock” the idea sounds pretty awesome. And surprisingly, I’m pretty excited. For now. I’m pretty sure that train of thought will change when I’m gasping for breath trying to jog to the mailbox.

But it’s one of those things. You say something off the wall, for shits and giggles… then there is that one person on the FACE OF THIS PLANET who has this amazing talent to make you actually want to do the things you’re uncomfortable or scared of doing.

Whew.

But for the sake of my sanity. I’m looking into the Color Run. You know… the 5k run/walk that people throw colored powder on you? I want something fun for my doom. And color powder will at least make my doom pretty, happy, and fun.

People say to find motivation in everything you do. #workgoals

It’ll be interesting.

Now, I’m NOT a runner. Never been a runner. Probably won’t ever be a “runner.” So I know I need to ease into it. So I’ll be getting back on the c25k wagon. When it get closer to that time, I’ll be keeping you updated!

Until then,